Parishioners may be asked to bail-out the Sydney Anglican Church as the depth of the losses suffered by its central fund come to light.

The Archbishop, [What a wanky title] Peter Jensen, has told the annual synod up to $100 million has been lost from the funds portfolio because of the global financial crisis and management issues.

My heart bleeds.
(No, it really does. Ask my cardiologist.)

$100 million LOST in a portfolio? What must the obscene portfolio total?
Why the intercourse do they not spend that fortune on the poor?

Yes, yes: I know very well why.

The Bishop of South Sydney, Robert Forsyth, says the parishes are in a healthy position at present and it is possible they may be asked to lend a hand.

Never ever ask a bishop to lend a hand whilst one is bending over.

“At the moment no money from the parishes goes to pay for the head office,” he said.

“We may have to possibly ask for a small levy from parishes.

“But as present nothing you put on the Sunday plate comes to us at head office – that’s the theory, that we have our own fund.”

Ah, the vast wealth that accrues from not having to pay tax.

I truly-ruly hope that they go bankrupt. As soon as possible.

The priests and bishops will actually have to work for a living.

I might make a reality TV show about it:

“When Priests cease being Parasites.”