Oh Noes! A parliamentary audit of MPs’ internet use has found Fred Nile’s computer had been used to access internet porn.

Mr Nile says, for research purposes, a senior researcher viewed the websites of organisations like the Australian Sex Party and the Eros Foundation, and then followed links from the sites.

It wasn’t me, mum. It was the cat walking on the keyboard!

I suppose it may confuse some people but they can be quite confident in my own integrity - Mr Nile said.

I, for one, am perfectly confident that I know what his integrity standards are.

He is a Christian, after all, and they NEVER LIE.

In fact the only items that are showing are something called ‘pop-ups’

I bet they made something pop up!