As if they were not crazy enough for copying a third-rate-drunkard sci-fi writer, they appear to have copied the most powerful criminal organization the globe has ever seen: the Catholic Church!

Read this.

A senior figure in the Church of Scientology has been accused of trying to cover up the sexual assault of an 11-year-old girl in Sydney.

In an exclusive interview for ABC1’s Lateline program, a former member of the Church of Scientology says she was coached by a senior figure in the church to lie to police about the abuse at the hands of her stepfather.

Carmen Rainer’s mother Phoebe was a member of the Church of Scientology and went to the organisation for advice when she learnt her daughter was being sexually abused.

Police are now allowing Jan Eastgate, head lunatic in charge of a church-founded organisation, to help them with their inquiries.

If only they had reacted as quickly in the last century when alerted to another church’s abuse rumours!

And the incredibly sad but inevitable:

Ms Rainer says it was indoctrination that led her to agree to protect the Church of Scientology instead of her daughter.