In a typical move, the pope has claimed that the bad seeds (read: thousands of child-molestors taking refuge in his rich, international faith organisation) shouldn’t eclipse the good done by the nice priests (the ones who, presumably, don’t stick their cock inside children).

In these last months we have had to repeatedly confront news that aims to take away the joy in the church, to obscure it as a place of hope.

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