Welcome back to ringside coverage folks, after that break from our sponsor, the EAC.
Its only Round 2, and the bantamweight “Ratsinger-the-Rapist” is punch-drunk & reeling from a few feeble blows from the puny atheist pugilist: “Reality” (a.k.a. “Sanity”).
The Rat used to be on top of the game, by threatening the referees, kidnapping their kiddies, making offers they couldn’t refuse, and stealing their minds.
But he has lost his protective stolen-gold-brocade magic cloak! The one with the mystical icons of infallability on it!
There it is! Off the edge of the ring, having been nabbed by some skeptics who have turned up ring-side for the fight of the millenium!

From the ropes, the Paedophile-Pope slurs through his blood-stained mouth-guard, (the Cardinals), that

the Roman Catholic Church is in “times of difficulty”

What an understatement.

Is the Rat too brain-damaged to continue the fight? He seems to be, but is battling on none-the-less!

The plucky nazi doesn’t know when to throw in the towel!