Pope to priests: Go forth and blog

VATICAN CITY

Pope Benedict XVI has a new commandment for priests struggling to get their message across: Go forth and blog.

The pope, whose own presence on the Web has heavily grown in recent years, urged priests on Saturday to use all multimedia tools at their disposal to preach the Gospel and engage in dialogue with people of other religions and cultures.

And just using e-mail or surfing the Web is often not enough: Priests should use cutting-edge technologies to express themselves and lead their communities, Benedict said in a message released by the Vatican.

The pompously powerful parasite percieves pro-patriarchal paths previously passed-over.

Bent-dick said young priests should become familiar with new media while still in seminary (ooh arr!), though he stressed that the use of new technologies must reflect theological and spiritual principles. (Therefore mindlessly violent games are OK)