Lying undiscovered since 2006 has been crystal-clear evidence for the revelation of the divinity of the flying spaghetti monster.

At their discovery, those evil athiesticawl scientists acted just like Hitler and lied that they were native merkin paintings of a so-called “supernova” that they say happened in 1054! Were they THERE??

Here is incontrovertible photographic PROOF!:

New Scientist:
Native Americans recorded supernova explosion (pictures: for those with a short attention span)
Native Americans recorded supernova explosion (warning: some big words)

I’m sure you will agree that there are two conclusions that can be drawn from this:

  1. The FSM is revealed as having appeared to the inhabitants of North America in recent history
  2. That them evurl scientists lie about the truth

Ramen